The G Lex Podcast

Love Is Blind Season 9 Finale: The Audience Got Blindsided

Garrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were!

From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind. 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 36

Love Is Blind Season 9 Ep 6-9 Recap: Returning Exes, Cringey Moments & A Chicken Smoothie!

Garrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest.

We get into each couple's dysfunction, why Madison should’ve bounced on Joe in Baja, and who’s likely to say “I don’t” at the altar.

If you’re watching Love Is Blind and need a brutally honest, hilarious breakdown — you’re in the right place.

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 35

Love Is Blind Season 9 Ep 1-5 Recap: Nick’s Big Secret, Love Bombing and SO MUCH CRYING!

Looking for a guy’s opinion on Love Is Blind Season 9? You’re in the right place.

In this special edition of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett breaks down the first five episodes with unfiltered takes and zero chill. Nick might not be who he says he is, Kacie goes from “I wanna sit on your face” to “I need to go home” in record time, and everyone’s crying like Netflix is paying them by the tear.

Who’s fake? Who’s actually there for love? And who wore the worst reveal-day outfit? Let’s just say… not everyone’s making it to Baja.

Grab your wine goblet (or emotional support snack) and press play.

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 34

Your Roommate’s Boyfriend is a Scrub | Ask G

Garrett goes off on everything from stretchy yogurt to bad behavior at the movies before diving into two juicy listener emails. First up, a roommate’s freeloading boyfriend is pushing one listener to the edge. Then, a newly promoted marketing manager wonders why her work besties turned cold overnight. Garrett breaks it all down with brutally honest advice and unfiltered humor. 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 33

Getting Arrested, Service Dog Denied and Bachelorette Drama | Ask G

In this Reddit Roulette edition of ‘Ask G’, Garrett dives headfirst into four random and chaotic “Am I The Asshole?” Stories and breaks them down with sharp humor and honesty. 

From a bride banning her friend’s PTSD service dog from wedding photos, to a pregnant party guest refusing to split the alcohol bill, this episode covers it all! Entitlement, petty drama, and the occasional breakdown over birthday cake. 

Garrett reacts in real time, judges the Redditors (and sometime himself), and calls out when people are being assholes…and when they just need to grow up. 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 32

Making Friends in a New City | G's Diary

Garrett’s diary is open again, and this week he’s trying to make friends in Austin. From a flirty gym encounter to a $100 dinner with strangers, Garrett shares the highs, lows and awkward in-betweens of starting over in a new city. If you’ve ever felt alone in a crowd or regretted talking to your gym crush, this one’s for you!

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 31

My Grandma Won’t Come to My Gay Wedding | Ask G

Welcome to Reddit Roulette! Garrett blind-reacts to three wild dilemmas pulled straight from Reddit: A 22-year old with a homeless boyfriend, a Disney mom who regrets inviting her in-laws to Disney World, and a grandma who refuses to attend her granddaughter’s gay wedding.

 

It’s part comedy, part unsolicited therapy!

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 30

BBL Smell & Airplane Seat Stealers

This week Garrett dives into two national crises, the rise of the BBL Smell and the latest in the airplane seat stealers. We’ll laugh, we’ll yell, we’ll hold our noses because your tushy smells, giving a whole new meaning to “Swamp Ass”. 

Later in the show, Garrett reads complaints from people who are fed up with having their seats stolen on airplanes. We can’t let this happen, Garrett fights back. Yes, we can be accommodating to others, but the bidding starts at $100. Enjoy the show! 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 29