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The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.
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Dec 19, 2025
Dec 19, 2025
53 min
Celebrate the holidays with a special “Best Of” edition of The G Lex Podcast. Garrett looks back on the funniest stories, wildest moments, and craziest situations of the year, stitched together with brand-new holiday commentary and a few surprises along the way. From travel meltdowns to unexpected encounters, this episode is a warm, hilarious recap of everything that made 2025… a lot. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy the G Lex Holiday Special!
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 41
Dec 12, 2025
Dec 12, 2025
53 min
What does it really mean to date with intention? This week, Garrett tries to find out. He talks through updating his prompts, rethinking what he is looking for, and paying attention to how dating apps actually make him feel. It is a funny and honest look at modern dating going into 2026, all through the lens of someone trying to approach it differently for once. If you have ever tried to be more thoughtful on the apps or wondered what that even looks like, this episode will meet you right where you are.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 40
Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025
31 min
Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge.
But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it.
If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul.
Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.”
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39
Nov 28, 2025
Nov 28, 2025
23 min
Black Friday used to be feral… and honestly? It still kinda is.
This week, Garrett breaks down why modern Black Friday is nothing but inflated “deals,” scammy price hikes, and Amazon trickery — plus he relives the truly unhinged chaos of the early 2000s doorbuster era. From fistfights over Xbox 360s to grandmas brawling over $5 calculators, this episode is a nostalgic trip through America’s most chaotic unofficial holiday.
If you need a laugh while digesting Thanksgiving leftovers, this one’s for you.
Topics include: Black Friday scams, retail horror stories, nostalgic mall culture, holiday chaos, and the death of the doorbuster era.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 38
Oct 31, 2025
Oct 31, 2025
49 min
Garrett just got back from Los Angeles and he's got spooky stories. From an immersive haunted house in downtown LA that might've been a portal to hell, to the nicest human in Hollywood (Abby at Paramount), to getting accidentally drenched at Disneyland.
He dives into the chaos of Lightning Lanes, bad hospitality, and why Los Angeles feels like it was designed by a group of interns in a panic.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 37
Oct 29, 2025
Oct 29, 2025
31 min
Garrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were!
From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind.
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 36
Oct 12, 2025
Oct 12, 2025
41 min
Garrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest.
We get into each couple's dysfunction, why Madison should’ve bounced on Joe in Baja, and who’s likely to say “I don’t” at the altar.
If you’re watching Love Is Blind and need a brutally honest, hilarious breakdown — you’re in the right place.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 35
Oct 4, 2025
Oct 4, 2025
35 min
Looking for a guy’s opinion on Love Is Blind Season 9? You’re in the right place.
In this special edition of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett breaks down the first five episodes with unfiltered takes and zero chill. Nick might not be who he says he is, Kacie goes from “I wanna sit on your face” to “I need to go home” in record time, and everyone’s crying like Netflix is paying them by the tear.
Who’s fake? Who’s actually there for love? And who wore the worst reveal-day outfit? Let’s just say… not everyone’s making it to Baja.
Grab your wine goblet (or emotional support snack) and press play.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 34