The G Lex Podcast

Maybe it’s because I’m single on Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s the moon. Maybe it’s Maybelline (it’s not). Whatever it is, I’ve been feeling…off. This week I’m scrapping all the plans for a Valentine’s Day episode and keeping it raw and unfiltered. Job drama, dateless on Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl Half-Time show all weighing on my mind. You can probably skip this one, but if you do listen, I owe you one! How about a stronger episode next week? Deal. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 09

Would you stay on a date with someone who showed up two hours late? Would you keep dating a guy who won’t let you see where he lives? Would you survive the most embarrassing first date ever? We’re tackling all of it in this episode, from Garrett’s personal nightmare of a sushi date to some of the craziest Reddit dating stories you’ve ever heard. Plus, a listener writes in with a boyfriend mystery that Garrett helps uncover from a guy’s perspective. If you’re at home, make yourself a drink, settle in and let’s unpack the dating drama! 💔

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 08

If you’ve ever swiped through a dating app and thought, “Is this really the best humanity has to offer?”—this episode is for you. Garrett rants about the worst bios, the most ridiculous self-imposed dating rules, and the kind of people you should definitely avoid. Plus, it’s time to play Flirt or Flee—a new segment where we decide which red flags are tolerable and which ones deserve an instant block.

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 07

Do you ever have a week where the vibes just seem…off? That’s how this week went for Garrett. Getting pulled over, an outrageous dentist bill, and an unexpected life lesson about when to say “No”. In this episode, Garrett explores the highs and lows from a strange week, tying it all together with a reminder to keep moving forward—even when life says, “Not Yet”.

 

Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 06

Kicking off the new “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” segment, Garrett shares his own red-flag-filled dating story and reflects on when curiosity (and Instagram stalking) goes to far! You get to be the judge if Garrett is the problem in this Instagram DM disaster. 

 

Later in the episode, a listener writes in with an awkward first date where a guy won’t stop asking about their ex! This episode is a mix of relatable situations, brutal honesty and a bit of oversharing. If you’ve ever second-guessed texting someone back, this one’s for you.

 

Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or them) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 05

What do a Krispy Kreme disaster and a New Year’s cruise have in common? Chaos, awkwardness, and Garrett finding himself in the middle of both. In this episode, Garrett recounts a trip to Walmart that turned into an accidental Krispy Kreme wrestling match—because, of course, donut displays are always ready to sabotage your day.

 

The awkwardness doesn’t stop there. Garrett shares a cringe-worthy New Year’s dinner party aboard a cruise, complete with mismatched couples, a drinking game that no one wanted to play, and the unspoken tension of being the odd one out.

 

But it’s not all laughs—Garrett gets candid about the emotional rollercoaster of solo holiday travel, from the freedom it offers to the unexpected challenges it brings. If you’ve ever cringed your way through a dinner party or faced off with a donut shelf, this episode will hit close to home—and keep you laughing along the way.

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 04

In this special episode of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett recaps his wild “Justin Timberweek”—a whirlwind VIP journey to three Justin Timberlake concerts across Florida. From hotel drama in Sunrise, FL to chaotic crowds in Jacksonville, Garrett dishes out hilarious and brutally honest takes on concerts, road trips and why he’s officially DONE with Hilton Hotels (shoutout Marriott Bonvoy). Plus, in this week’s Thread of the Week, Threaders share their worst concert experiences with Garrett, from wardrobe malfunctions to mid-show disasters. It’s a backstage pass to dancing, drama and DUUUVALLLL #IYKYK

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 03

What’s your weirdest fear? Garrett opens up about his irrational terror of dark water and a near-death encounter with a cockroach in the shower. Along the way, he revisits creepy moments from his time working at The JAWS Ride at Universal Studios that unlocked a new fear forever! On this week’s Thread of the Week segment, Garrett connects with Threaders on their phobias ranging from snakes in toilets to seeing nuns in unexpected places. It’s an episode full of laughs, cringe, and the kind of fears you didn’t know you had. 

 

*TRIGGER WARNING* - Multiple fears and phobias discussed, if you have a phobia that you can’t talk about or if stories about bugs, creatures, claustrophobia and more freak you out, skip on to the next episode! 

 

Need advice? Need to rant? Have a funny story you’d like to share? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 02