The G Lex Podcast

I haven’t even seen the merchandise and you want an email address to save on shipping? How about no! This week Garrett returns as the King of America to remove one petty annoyance from society at a time. Your friend that won’t stop spamming your DMs with TikToks and Reels? Gone. Your neighbor’s loud muffler? He drives a Prius now. Come yell, laugh and mock Garrett’s haircut (it’s going to look great soon, I swear!) 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 25

Garrett recaps his 35th Birthday trip to Maui and it was anything but chill. From nearly missing his first-class flight to a deeply cursed Uber ride and a hairdryer that almost killed his mom on Mother's Day. Just another day in paradise, right!? 

Also, why the Hyatt Regency’s pool feels less like a resort and more like a prison yard, birthday dread via Facebook posts and the parts of the trip that were perfect! 

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 24

Garrett’s conversation with comedian Jess Torres is back for Part 2! No topic is off limits as they discuss conspiracy theories, aliens and the pandemic. Later they play the game Flirt or Flee where Garrett reads several first date scenarios and Jess has to decide if she’d stay and flirt or if she’d flee! 

 

Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 23

Comedian Jess Torres joins The G Lex Podcast for a hilarious conversation including our take on a listener’s problem with his girlfriend using her ex’s Netflix account, bad dates and a deep dive into The White Lotus Season 3!

 

Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy

 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 22

How is it 2025 and we still have the same rink-a-dink smoke detectors? Those jigsaw puzzles have ruined our sleep for the last time! The King of America (hi, that’s me, Garrett) has returned to demand we do better! Also, a listener is sick of all the main character energy around town and wants to know if there’s hope for the future. You’ve entered a judgment-free area, we’re going to fix the world, one pet peeve at a time! 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 21

Desperate times call for desperate life hacks. In this episode, Garrett brings up some of the most unhinged “life hacks” the internet has to offer, plus a few of his own. From stealing hotel breakfasts to scamming security cameras to get away with crime, here’s how to ruin your life in the name of efficiency!

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 20

Garrett's back from his Austin trip with one mission: TAKE DOWN AMERICAN AIRLINES (kidding... kind of). This episode is a full-blown airport saga packed with chaos, crowd control, and one unzipped suitcase. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 19

Why is everyone so entitled lately? From gym hogs to line-cutters, WE ALL CAN’T BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! Unfortunately, I might be part of the problem, too. Plus a parade meltdown that haunts me years later. This week’s episode is a love letter to every listener who has ever flipped off a stranger or wish they did. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 18