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The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.
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How is it 2025 and we still have the same rink-a-dink smoke detectors? Those jigsaw puzzles have ruined our sleep for the last time! The King of America (hi, that’s me, Garrett) has returned to demand we do better! Also, a listener is sick of all the main character energy around town and wants to know if there’s hope for the future. You’ve entered a judgment-free area, we’re going to fix the world, one pet peeve at a time!
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 21
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Life Hacks That Could Ruin Their Life - Or Yours!
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Desperate times call for desperate life hacks. In this episode, Garrett brings up some of the most unhinged “life hacks” the internet has to offer, plus a few of his own. From stealing hotel breakfasts to scamming security cameras to get away with crime, here’s how to ruin your life in the name of efficiency!
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
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Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com
The G Lex Podcast Ep. 20
Friday Apr 11, 2025
Flights Delayed, Suitcase Drenched and a Sports Bar at 30,000 Feet!
Friday Apr 11, 2025
Friday Apr 11, 2025
Garrett's back from his Austin trip with one mission: TAKE DOWN AMERICAN AIRLINES (kidding... kind of). This episode is a full-blown airport saga packed with chaos, crowd control, and one unzipped suitcase.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️
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Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com
The G Lex Podcast Ep. 19
Friday Mar 28, 2025
Entitlement, Gym Hogs and The Parade Incident
Friday Mar 28, 2025
Friday Mar 28, 2025
Why is everyone so entitled lately? From gym hogs to line-cutters, WE ALL CAN’T BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! Unfortunately, I might be part of the problem, too. Plus a parade meltdown that haunts me years later. This week’s episode is a love letter to every listener who has ever flipped off a stranger or wish they did.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 18
Friday Mar 14, 2025
Speakerphone in Public? Jail. Immediate Jail.
Friday Mar 14, 2025
Friday Mar 14, 2025
If I were King of America, my first order of business would be to outlaw using speakerphone in public, followed by making sure crushes expire at age 22.
Also, what do you do when someone slides into your DMs, gets flirty, then vanishes? This week, we've got a listener dealing with a ghosting situation and a new segment that might just change the world.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️
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Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell
Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com
The G Lex Podcast Ep. 17
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Virgin Voyages, My First Tattoo and My Ex's Mom Wants To Hang Out
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Welcome to the first video episode of The G Lex Podcast, you can watch on YouTube @GarrettLexell, make sure to subscribe while you’re there so you don’t miss future video episodes!
This week’s episode is recorded from Garrett’s cabin aboard the Valiant Lady somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean! Garrett gives a quick trip update on his Virgin Voyages cruise and shares his experience getting his first tattoo on board at Squid Ink, the ship’s tattoo parlor. Later, we jump back into the segment “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” where Garrett answers listeners emails asking if they’re the problem or someone else. Our first emailer wants to know how to maintain a friendship with someone who keeps trying to sell them stuff they don’t want. The second emailer has an ex’s mother reaching out wanting to grab brunch and hang out long after they’ve broken up, yikes! Tune in for all the details.
Follow Virgin’s Squid Ink Tattoo Parlor on Insta - @Squidink.vv
Follow my Tattoo Artist, Yohandy Diaz on Insta - @handy.tattoo
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 16
Monday Mar 03, 2025
BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 10-12 Sister-Palooza & Prenup Panic
Monday Mar 03, 2025
Monday Mar 03, 2025
The sisters this season are jealous, suspicious and maybe even a bit creepy! Are the contestants engaged or their sisters? Dave and Lauren finally reach a breaking point (who’s surprised?) Virginia and Devin dive deeper into getting a prenup, while Ben & Sara talk about their values…again, and again. Plus my thoughts on the Bachelor / Bachelorette parties and wedding day predictions!
DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone.
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 15
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Love is Dead, Let's Move On
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Are dating apps ruining modern romance? I think I’ve cracked the code on how to fix it. In this episode, I reveal my million-dollar idea (hello, Sharks!) to bring back real, in-person dating. Would you try it? DM or Email me after listening and let me know! @garrettlexell or podcast@garrettlexell.com
Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com
Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!
Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️
Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell
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Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell
Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com
The G Lex Podcast Ep. 14